George Clooney...to be a politician?

Unfortunately, no. As much as I'd love to see that dreamy man in office, I know it won't happen. How? Because he said so! Specifically, he said, ""I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth." But hey, Mr. Clooney, that never stopped any other politicians! Heck, you can even continue your carousing while you're in office. Oh boy, I'm just getting silly. *cough* Bill Clinton *cough*

But really. I'm not that shallow. Or am I?