Why Emma Watson is Leaving Brown University

Emma Watson is leaving Brown University. The press does not know why. But I do. It's because she thinks the color brown is repulsive. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an imbecile. I bet Emma throws up every time she thinks of Brown University. I bet she has nightmares about it. Nightmares of brown landscapes with brown skies. I don't blame her. Luckily, there are thousands of schools without 'brown' in their names. I wish her luck on her search for a 'brown-free' university.