Mom's Day

Happy belated Mother's Day! My mom and I went out to eat at a local pub. We had a few drinks and flirted with a few of the other patrons. Fast forward 11 hours. Mother's Day is nearly over. My mom and I are stoned out of our mind in a 7/11 parking lot. A 60-year-old man is fishing my mom's clothes out of a dumpster, while I braid my hair into corn rows with an old toothbrush and a glob of chewed juicy fruit. It was amazing.