Memorial Day

A day to remember.

How about this weather?

It's nearly June, yet the weather is reminiscent of early winter. What does this say about our society? Absolutely nothing.

The Perfect Meal

So I went out to eat with my grandparents tonight. We went to a really expensive restaurant. We all had to dress up for the occasion. I ordered the filet mignon as usual. It came with broccoli and a baked potato.

But the filet mignon was the star. It was bsolutely delicious. It was incredibly tender. It was served with a cognac cream sauce. I could taste the sauce mingling with the spices and the taste of penis. It was absolutely divine.

Mom's Day

Happy belated Mother's Day! My mom and I went out to eat at a local pub. We had a few drinks and flirted with a few of the other patrons. Fast forward 11 hours. Mother's Day is nearly over. My mom and I are stoned out of our mind in a 7/11 parking lot. A 60-year-old man is fishing my mom's clothes out of a dumpster, while I braid my hair into corn rows with an old toothbrush and a glob of chewed juicy fruit. It was amazing.

Osama Burial Sacrilege

So Osama bin Laden is allegedly dead, and one of the key points made by U.S. officials has been that he was buried according to Islamic traditions. They've failed to address one glaring contradiction though - the burial at sea. According to wikipedia, Islamic tradition states that an individual may be buried at sea if the following criteria are met:

a) The individual died at sea
b) It is impossible for the body to be transported to land and buried

Well, Osama did NOT die at sea. And it WAS possible for the body to be buried on land. Therefore, the U.S. government did not follow Islamic tradition in their burial of Osama, and they should stop claiming they did.

Here's an article detailing more problems with the 'burial at sea':

http://in.news.yahoo.com/osama-bin-laden-eased-sea-contentious-burial-213459717.html

Osama Bin Laden Dead

Apparently Osama Bin Laden has been killed by a CIA drone attack in Pakistan. The U.S. government is presently in possession of his body. Obama is slated to appear soon to talk about this.

Here we are, nearly ten years after 9/11...