Kim Jong Il Dead - Pictures of His Body

Kim Jong Il has died. I'm sure some people would like to see pictures of his body. I would not, though. I have respect for the dead. Besides, I don't think they're released. I must say, from the perspective of an American girl, Kim Jong Il was an interesting person. I wonder what effect his death will have on his people. The cause of death is a bit suspect. According to his spokesman, he died from 'fatigue'. Interesting.

In memory of the fearless leader, here is the post in Korean:

김정일 사망 했다. 나는 확실히 어떤 사람들은 그의 시체의 사진을 보고 하 고 싶습니다. 난, 하지만 것 이다. 나는 죽은 존중 한다. 게다가, 그들은 발표 있어 생각 하지 않습니다. 말을 해야 합니다 미국 여자의 관점에서 김정일은 재미 있는 사람 이었다. 그의 죽음은 그의 사람들에 있을 것 이다 어떤 효과가 있을까. 죽음의 원인이입니다 조금 의심. 그의 대변인에 따르면 그는 '피로'에서 사망 했다. 재미 있는.

National Defense Authorization Act

As some of you may know, the National Defense Authorization Act has passed congress. The act would allow the president the ability to indefinitely detain terrorism suspects, including US citizens, WITHOUT TRIAL.

Does anyone realize how dangerous this is?

Does the WITHOUT TRIAL part strike fear into anyone's heart?

It should.

Act now before it is too late. Acting is a three step process.

Step 1: Educate yourself.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/indefinite-military-detention-defense-bill-citizens_n_1146181.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Defense_Authorization_Act_for_Fiscal_Year_2012

Step 2: Write to politicians.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

Step 3: Raise awareness. Blog about this, post about it on facebook, tell everyone you know, sign petitions.

Liz Vincent Lives!

She does. I promise. She's just busier than a prostitute on Valentine's Day. When I started the job, I didn't think it'd turn out like this. ;) Hehe. Nahhh, I'm kidding, bro. But yes, thanks to all of you who have stuck with me.

You're the best.

<3

Scarlett Johansson Leaked Pics

Ms. Johansson had some pics of her posing naughtily leaked on the web. I saw them. I must say, I'm not impressed. She should have just posed for Playboy or something. At least then she would have gotten airbrushing, make up, etc and she would have looked decent. Hell, she could have even learned photoshop and airbrushed herself.

What do my readers think of her pics?

The DREAM Act

California has done it again, my friends. They've somehow passed another piece of toxic legislation that can do nothing but harm our state.

What is this legislation I speak of? The DREAM Act.

In essence, it allows illegal immigrants to receive government aid for education.

The state is already in debt. Legal residents are having trouble getting financial aid. Schools are closing. Universities are cutting classes. Tuition is going up.

Yet we have money for illegal immigrants' college education? No, we don't.

The argument is that paying for illegal immigrants' college education is a good investment. Surprise, it's not. 85% of college graduates are moving back home after graduating [1].

Does that sound like a good investment? I sure don't want my tax dollars being poured into an individual who is probably going to move back home and not get a job when he/she graduates. I'd rather my tax dollars be put into roads, schools, etc - investments with longevity.

So here's to you, California. I'll pour some malt liquor on the curb for you.

source 1: http://money.cnn.com/2010/10/14/pf/boomerang_kids_move_home/index.htm

South Park - New Season

I enjoy a bit of "South Park" every once in awhile, and I must say, last night's season opener was very enjoyable.

Maybe it's because I don't have assburgers.

Steve Job Has Died

Yahoo! is reporting, as of 4:45pm PST 10/5/11, that Steve Jobs has died. I haven't been able to find any confirmation of this information, though.

LIZZY WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS MORE INFO COMES IN!

Racist California Bill: SB 185

SB 185 has passed the senate and the assembly, and is awaiting review by Governor Brown. If passed, the bill will allow the University of California to use race as a factor in making admissions decisions.

Pro-affirmative action folks can talk about 'leveling the playing field' all they want, but at the end of the day, they are endorsing a program that makes decisions about people based on skin color. What sort of example are we setting for our children? "Oh, Johny. It's okay to judge people by their skin color, but only sometimes." Is that what we want in our society?

I say 'no' - and so did California voters in 1996 when we voted yes on Proposition 209, which prohibited public institutions from using race, sex, or ethnicity in making admissions decisions.

Please write to Governor Brown with your opinions here:

http://gov.ca.gov/m_contact.php

May Allah Bless Ahmadinejad

Ahmadinejad has been pissing off Westerners for years now. He never fails to bring his A game. And this year was no exception. At the U.N. meeting in New York, he said, "[Westerners] still use the Holocaust after six decades as the excuse to pay [a] fine or ransom to the Zionists."

Now how did our respectable American delegates respond? They led a 'walk out.' What a bunch of pussies. What are they, kindergartners? I expect this shit from the women on 'The View,' but not from U.S. delegates - despite the fact that they've done this before.

And this, my friends, is what is wrong with America. We simply cannot handle different points of view. We like to hear the same thing over and over again. You turn on CNN and watch a segment. Then you re-watch that segment on NBC. They you re-watch (albeit with a bit of humor added) on Colbert and Stewart. Then you read the same information on Yahoo news. It's all the same shit, just different packaging.

When someone, like Ahmadinejad, presents a point of view that is different, American people pee their pants and run. They simply can't handle the fact that different points of view exist.

I happen to believe that Ahmadinejad's rants are not based on facts, but that doesn't mean I won't listen to them. Whether Americans like it or not, he is a significant political force in this world. And as civilized individuals, we are obligated, at the very least, to hear his perspective. If we dislike it, we are welcome to dispute it and respond with facts.

But we should not, unless lives are threatened, walk out. This makes the U.S. appear both aloof and pretentious. Do really want to present this image to the world? We should be a nation that is open to discussion, not a nation with delegates that believe they are on a playground.

And this is why I say, "May Allah bless Ahmadinejad."

In honor of Ahmadinejad, I will translate my post into both Persian and Arabic. Enjoy.

In Farsi:

سلام خوانندگان فریس. امروز من نوشتن در مورد سخنرانی Ahmadjine از چشم انداز آمریکایی است. ببخشید فارسی. من با استفاده از مترجم است.

احمدی نژاد ، pissing خاموش غربی برای سال ها در حال حاضر است. او با شکست مواجه هرگز یک بازی آوردن او. و این سال از این قاعده مستثنی بود. در نشست سازمان ملل متحد در نیویورک ، او گفت ، "[غربی ها] هنوز هم استفاده از هولوکاست پس از شش دهه به عنوان بهانه ای برای پرداخت [A] جریمه یا باج به صهیونیست ها است."

در حال حاضر چگونه احترام ما ایالات متحده آمریکا پاسخ می دهند؟ آنها به رهبری "راه رفتن خارج. یک دسته از pussies. آنها kindergartners چه هستند؟ من انتظار دارم این گه از زنان "مشاهده ، اما نه از دیپلمات های ایالات متحده -- با وجود این واقعیت است که این سومین بار است که آنها آن را انجام داده است.

و این ، دوستان من ، آن چیزی است که اشتباه است با امریکا است. ما به سادگی می توانید نقاط مختلف از نظر تحمل کنم. ما مایل به شنیدن همان چیزی که بارها و بارها. شما در سی ان ان را روشن و به تماشای بخش. سپس شما دوباره به تماشای آن بخش بر روی NBC. آنها به شما دوباره دیده بان (البته با کمی طنز) در مورد میشل و استوارت. سپس همان اطلاعاتی اخبار یاهو را بخوانید. این همه گه همان ، فقط بسته بندی های مختلف.

وقتی کسی مانند احمدینژاد ، ارائه نقطه نظر که متفاوت است ، مردم آمریکا توالت شلوار خود را و اجرا. آنها به سادگی می توانید این واقعیت است که نقاط مختلف وجود دارد را تحمل کنم.

من اتفاق می افتد به این باور است که مطالب احمدی نژاد در حقایق نه بر اساس ، اما این بدان معنا نیست من نمی خواهد به آن گوش دهید. این که آیا آمریکایی ها آن را دوست دارم یا نه ، او یک نیروی سیاسی قابل توجهی در این جهان است. و ما به عنوان افراد متمدن هستند ، موظف حداقل بسیار ، به شنیدن دیدگاه خود را. اگر ما آن را دوست نداشتن ، ما به آن اختلافات و پاسخ با واقعیت که شک در چشم انداز خود را کاربر به سایر نظرسنجی هستند.

اما باید ، نه مگر زندگی تهدید هستند ، راه رفتن خارج. این باعث می شود ایالات متحده به نظر می رسد هر دو دور و پرمدعا. آیا واقعا این تصویر را به جهان ارائه می خواهم؟ ما باید یک ملت است که باز است به بحث و گفتگو ، ملت با نمایندگان که بر این باورند که در یک زمین بازی است.

In Arabic:

قراء العربية مرحبا. اليوم سوف أكون في الكتابة عن خطاب Ahmadjine
العربية. أنا باستخدام مترجم.

من منظور أميركي. عذر

العربية. أنا باستخدام مترجم.

وكان أحمدي نجاد التبول قبالة الغربيين لسنوات حتى الآن. لم يسبق له ان يفشل لجلب له لعبة. وكان هذا العام ليس استثناء. في اجتماع للامم المتحدة في نيويورك ، قال : "[الغربيين] لا يزال استخدام المحرقة بعد ستة عقود من الزمن باعتباره ذريعة لدفع [أ] غرامة أو فدية للصهاينة".

الآن كيف لنا محترمة الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية ترد على ذلك؟ قاد قاموا سيرا على الأقدام من أصل ". ما حفنة من الهرات. ما هي ، الروضة؟ أتوقع هذا القرف من النساء في "عرض و،' ولكن ليس من الدبلوماسيين الأمريكيين -- على الرغم من حقيقة أن هذه هي المرة الثالثة فعلوه به.

وهذا ، يا أصدقائي ، ما هو الخطأ مع أميركا. اننا ببساطة لا يمكن التعامل مع وجهات نظر مختلفة. نود أن نسمع الشيء نفسه مرارا وتكرارا. تشغيل شبكة CNN ووتش قطعة. ثم قمت بإعادة مشاهدة هذا الجزء على ان بي سي. انهم يجب إعادة مشاهدة (ولو مع شيء من الدعابة المضافة) على كولبير وستيوارت. ثم تقرأ المعلومات نفسها على أخبار ياهو. كل شيء في نفسه القرف والتعبئة فقط مختلفة.

عندما يقوم شخص مثل أحمدي نجاد ، ويعرض وجهة نظر تختلف ، الشعب الأميركي بول سراويلهم وتشغيل. انهم ببساطة لا يمكن التعامل مع حقيقة أن وجهات نظر مختلفة موجودة.

أنا أعتقد أن يحدث لولا تستند الصاخبة أحمدي نجاد على الحقائق ، ولكن هذا لا يعني أنني لن يستمع إليه. إذا كان الأميركيون شئنا أم أبينا ، هو قوة سياسية مهمة في هذا العالم. وكأفراد حضارية ملزمة لنا ، على الأقل ، للاستماع إلى وجهة نظره. إذا كنا لا يروق لك ، ونحن مدعوون الى أن النزاع والاستجابة مع الحقائق وألقى بظلال من الشك على وجهة نظره.

ولكن لا ينبغي لنا ، إلا إذا هددت الأرواح والخروج. وهذا يجعل الولايات المتحدة تبدو منعزلة والجوفاء على حد سواء. هل نريد حقا لتقديم هذه الصورة للعالم؟ ينبغي لنا أن نكون أمة مفتوحة لمناقشة وليس لأمة مع المندوبين الذين يعتقدون أنهم على الملعب.

وهذا هو السبب أقول "الله يبارك أحمدي نجاد."

Man Dies After Eating Contest

A 77-year-old Ukrainian man died after winning a dumpling eating contest. That's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that the reward for winning the contest was a jar of sour cream.

New York City Cops Dirty Dancing

A video of some New York City cops dirty dancing has surfaced on the web. Apparently they just got caught up in the moment at a West Indian parade - this is according to the mayor and their chief. Others think they are just horny. The cops have not been suspended, but they are under investigation.

I'd like to see what they think of my booty.

Here is a link to the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HltwoCgVqrw

Copy and paste into your browser.

Russian Guy Gropes 2,000 Boobs in a Few Days

You read correctly. myducksvision, a Russian youtuber, posted a video of himself touching the breasts of 1,000 different women. All of the women consented. How did he do it?

Well, good ole Liz knows how. He simply offered them sexual favors. Now I know some of my 1.2 million readers might be confused, so I shall clarify. myducksvision offered sexual favors in exchange for sexual favors. Look, it's a perfect exchange. You can't get a simpler transaction. I don't know why no one has realized it. There are even instances in the video in which the females grab myducksvision's breasts.

Aren't I a doll for sharing such insightful thoughts with my followers?

Here's a link to the video:

Here's our man in action:

First Day of Law School

I've started law school. Today was my first day. It was fairly interesting. I have a feeling the course work is going to be pretty tedious though. :(

I SHALL KEEP ALL OF YOU POSTED.

Gibson Guitar Company Raided

The U.S. government has once again made it difficult to do business in the U.S. This time they raided an American company over unfounded accusations of violations of an archaic law. You'd think after years of choking on the country's debt the government would want to be more friendly toward domestic businesses. But no. They want to raid them with armed men.

In this specific instance, the feds raided two Gibson factories in Tennessee. The claim is that Gibson violated the Lacey Act, an early 20th century act, signed by President McKinley, that prohibits the trade of goods that were taken illegally from their country of origin. In the case of Gibson, the allegations are that some of their wood was exported from Indian prior to being finished by Indian workers.

I can think of hundreds of rational ways to deal with the allegations, but none of them include raiding the factory with armed men and confiscating the raw materials. The fed's actions rash actions cast undeserved doubt on one of America's most iconic companies and damage the international opinion of American products.

Good job, federal government - you masochistic bastard.

What Is Labor Day?

Everyone has wondered this at some point in their life. I tend to wonder it most when I find myself working on Labor Day. Luckily for you, my lovely readers, your darling Liz has the answer to your Labor Day questions.

To start things off, Labor Day is observed on the first Monday of every September. It was first observed on September 5th in 1882 by the Central Labor Union of New York. It was made an official holiday by President Cleveland in in 1894. Unfortunately this was not an act of generosity. It was a political move to reestablish Cleveland's ties with the labor movement after U.S. Marshals killed laborers during the rowdy Pullman Strike.

And there you have it. So this Labor Day, spend the day thinking about U.S. Marshals killing protestors and selfish presidents making political moves. Hey, I'll toast to that.

Fast and...Furiously Stupid

"Fast and Furious" - the name of an operation orchestrated by the ATF to help them build a case against Mexican cartels. During the operation, they let cartels get their hands on thousands of tactical guns (e.g. .50 cal sniper rifles) through straw purchases.

Of course the plan fell apart. The BATF lost track of a huge number of the guns. And they didn't end up making any strides against the cartels. In fact, all that really happened is the cartels became more armed. They even shot down a helicopter with the arms, and killed a border patrol agent, Brian Terry.

So basically, American tax dollars directly funded the cartels' violence. Brilliant. And there are actually people for increasing federal taxes?

Thankfully, some of the people behind the operation are paying for their idiocy. For instance, Dennis K. Burke, a U.S. attorney, and Ken Melson, ATF director, have resigned.

Here's the genius behind the operation:

Why Steve Jobs Resigned

Steve Jobs resigned. We know that. But everyone is wondering why. Well, I have a theory. It is somewhat speculative, but I can assure you my theory is supported by plenty of evidence. Basically, Steve Jobs was sick of holding up crappy, over-priced products while wearing jeans and an out of style shirt. It was the combination of all three factors that convinced him to leave. He would have stayed on if they just made him hold up crappy products and look excited.

But Apple wanted more. They wanted him to wear jeans and an out of style shirt while he held up the crappy, over-priced products. Personally, I see nothing wrong with Steve's decision. In fact, I would have done the same thing. To be honest, I don't think I could have even mustered the feeble facial expressions that he managed while holding up the crappy, over-priced products.

On second thought, if Apple made me hold all that shit up while wearing out of style shirts and jeans, I would have hired large animals to sodomize every employee of the company.

The Guard

Great, NATO has created yet another unstable Mideastern country. If I were evil, I'd clap like I was watching the PGA tour.

I think we all know what everyone is really worried about though. The Amazonian Guard, one of the world's only all female body guard units. Who would want to dissolve something so amazing?

RON PAUL

He won the Young Republicans Straw Poll in New Hampshire. Let's hope he can follow that victory with more victories until he ends up in the White House. If only the media would give him the coverage he deserves.... Why do they cover the Queen of Rage so much?


In other news, S&P is being investigated on past mortgage ratings. Maybe something earth shattering will be discovered, and they'll lose all their credibility.

And maybe I'm not 15 pounds overweight. Too bad I am. :(

Rioting in London

Apparently there has been some rioting in London after the police shot a 29-year-old man. Molotov cocktails were deployed in response. I wish I knew the circumstances surrounding the individual's death, but I don't.

Also, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU S&P. Isn't it amazing that a privately owned corporation can destroy a superpower's economy?

Anders Behring Breivik's Manifesto

So I've been reading Anders Behring's "manifesto." And I must say, it is quite an interesting read. Unlike the ramblings of the VTech and Columbine shooters, this manifesto reads like a textbook. If only he would have applied his knowledge in another area.

The manifesto can be found here:
http://tinyurl.com/3gotdnd

Dear World

I'm sorry I haven't blogged lately. I've experienced a terrible accident. Don't fear. I'll be back soon. But for now, I'm off to Romania. Maybe that will clear my thoughts.

Georgia On My Mind

Georgia has the right idea with HB 87. There's no sense in the American government paying for the education, health care, etc of foreign citizens. It's time it stopped.

I'd rather...

...dance naked than not dance at all. Just sayin'.


(pretend they are naked)

Pottermore

For those of you that don't know, J.K. Rowling created a site with a clock that counted down to the day of an announcement about a mysterious project called "Pottermore." Naturally, this generated a lot of hype. Would she release a new novel? A lexicon? Short stories?

Well, she made the announcement. And Pottermore is...a website. Son of a prostitute. That's right, a website. Aren't there already a million Harry Potter websites? I don't care if this one is different. At the end of the day, it's just a website.

Emma Watson.

San Francisco Might Ban Circumcision

Yep, it's true. San Francisco might ban circumcision. They might as well ban the clipping of fingernails while they're at it.

Palin Campagin Announcement 2011

Sarah Palin has suggested that she will make a campaign announcement in the coming weeks. Oh my. If she decides to run...

Here's the quote:

"So whether I’m a candidate at some point or just a supporter of the right candidate, I look forward to seeing what these coming days, weeks, months bring" - Sarah Palin.

And another quote, this one in response to a question that asked if she could beat Obama:

"To put it concisely – yes."

Memorial Day

A day to remember.

How about this weather?

It's nearly June, yet the weather is reminiscent of early winter. What does this say about our society? Absolutely nothing.

The Perfect Meal

So I went out to eat with my grandparents tonight. We went to a really expensive restaurant. We all had to dress up for the occasion. I ordered the filet mignon as usual. It came with broccoli and a baked potato.

But the filet mignon was the star. It was bsolutely delicious. It was incredibly tender. It was served with a cognac cream sauce. I could taste the sauce mingling with the spices and the taste of penis. It was absolutely divine.

Mom's Day

Happy belated Mother's Day! My mom and I went out to eat at a local pub. We had a few drinks and flirted with a few of the other patrons. Fast forward 11 hours. Mother's Day is nearly over. My mom and I are stoned out of our mind in a 7/11 parking lot. A 60-year-old man is fishing my mom's clothes out of a dumpster, while I braid my hair into corn rows with an old toothbrush and a glob of chewed juicy fruit. It was amazing.

Osama Burial Sacrilege

So Osama bin Laden is allegedly dead, and one of the key points made by U.S. officials has been that he was buried according to Islamic traditions. They've failed to address one glaring contradiction though - the burial at sea. According to wikipedia, Islamic tradition states that an individual may be buried at sea if the following criteria are met:

a) The individual died at sea
b) It is impossible for the body to be transported to land and buried

Well, Osama did NOT die at sea. And it WAS possible for the body to be buried on land. Therefore, the U.S. government did not follow Islamic tradition in their burial of Osama, and they should stop claiming they did.

Here's an article detailing more problems with the 'burial at sea':

http://in.news.yahoo.com/osama-bin-laden-eased-sea-contentious-burial-213459717.html

Osama Bin Laden Dead

Apparently Osama Bin Laden has been killed by a CIA drone attack in Pakistan. The U.S. government is presently in possession of his body. Obama is slated to appear soon to talk about this.

Here we are, nearly ten years after 9/11...

Data Stealing Device Used by Police

Apparently it has come to light that a police department in Michigan has been using a device to steal cell phone data remotely. In a matter of seconds, this device can gather all your recent calls, texts, calendar dates, etc. It even captures deleted ones! There is no question that this device is going to be abused. Was wire tapping limited to terrorist suspects? No. If the police can invade your privacy, they will. Unfortunately, it's the law abiding citizens that end up suffering.

For more info, check out: http://translogic.aolautos.com/2011/04/29/police-device-used-to-steal-your-cell-phone-data-during-traffic/?ncid=webmail

Wedding, Hooooo!

There's a wedding going down soon. A royal one, to be specific. The whole world has their eyes on the wedding Kate Middleton. What a lovely occasion girl.

Obama Condemns Bradley Manning

US Army Private Bradley Manning has been held in custody since May 2010 because he allegedly passed restricted material to the WikiLeaks. Obama, prior to Manning's trial, has publicly stated that Manning 'broke the law.' Now one must ask: Is it possible for Manning to get a fair trial now that Obama has condemned him? What ever happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?

And for those of you wondering, the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which is applicable to all military members worldwide, states:

851. ART. 51.c.1 that the accused must be presumed to be innocent until his guilt is established by legal and competent evidence beyond reasonable doubt.

For more information, check out: http://www.examiner.com/human-rights-in-national/vets-say-obama-declared-hero-whistleblower-manning-guilty-before-trial?fb_comment=32419016

Why Emma Watson is Leaving Brown University

Emma Watson is leaving Brown University. The press does not know why. But I do. It's because she thinks the color brown is repulsive. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an imbecile. I bet Emma throws up every time she thinks of Brown University. I bet she has nightmares about it. Nightmares of brown landscapes with brown skies. I don't blame her. Luckily, there are thousands of schools without 'brown' in their names. I wish her luck on her search for a 'brown-free' university.

Tehe

It's self-explanatory.

Something's Wrong

You know there is something wrong when Chicago is warmer than central California. I attribute this phenomenon to the alignment of the Rang Dipkins on today's star chart.

http://imagecache.artistrising.com/artwork/sml/3/396/BD99000A.jpg

Nighttime Bike Ride

I'm going to ride my bicycle tonight, and no one can stop me. I'm going to listen to Queen while I do it. Unfortunately I don't have the appropriate lights for it, so this adventure will be an illegal one

Iran Launches Flying Saucer

Apparently Iran launched a flying saucer. Hm. That's all I have to say.

For more information check out: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/23/iran-announces-launch-unmanned-flying-saucer/?test=faces

CIA in Libya

So the CIA is formally going to Libya. The keyword is 'formally.' We all know the CIA has been in Libya for years. In fact, they're the ones that incited the rebels. The average American is too dumb to realize this.

In other news, listen to "Winter Winds."

Terror

The African Union, Arab League, Russia, China, and various South American leaders have expressed disapproval at the actions of the Americans in Libya. Yet we feel obligated to move on.

Why is the US government so determined to tarnish our international image? We said we weren't targeting Gaddafi, yet we send a missile right into his compound.

Furthermore, Gaddafi has a huge following in Libya. He's arming his citizens because THEY SUPPORT HIM. It's a small batch of rebels causing all the trouble. But the US has to side with the rebel force. Why? Because then we'll be able install a Western friendly government if they win.

Is a few years of a interacting with a more Western friendly government really worth sacrificing the safety of the average American citizen? Is it really worth spending millions and millions of dollars?

Our country is trillions of dollars in debt, yet we're launching million dollar cruise missiles every few minutes. That makes sense.

And just to remind everyone, the Lockerbie bomber came from Libya. On top of that, Gaddafi has PROMISED a wave of terror as retribution for the 'coalition's actions.' This doesn't bother Obama though - he doesn't fly on commercial airlines.

On a similar note, Rep. Kucinich has said that Obama has committed an impeachable offense by authorizing airstrikes on Libya without congresses approval.

"President Obama moved forward without Congress approving. He didn't have Congressional authorization, he has gone against the Constitution, and that's got to be said" - Rep. Kucinich.

OVER

My finals are over. Thank heavens! I nearly lost my sanity. Hehe. I'd celebrate, but I can't bring myself to do it while the US is involving itself in another conflict it doesn't need. Let the Europeans deal with that shit. It'll make them feel good about themselves.

When will it end?

I've been studying for finals for such a long time. When will it end?

O Fortuna endlessly plays in my head.

Finals

My computer has been working well.... My fingers are crossed.

Anyway, finals are next week. And I'm quite nervous. It seems like I just took midterms.... The quarter system is way too fast paced for my liking. I doubt the recall rate is that high for such systems. So how can they justify it? It's archaic, and it's taxing. On me. As well as on society. Woe is me!

A Virus Brought Me Down

If you were wondering why I haven't made a post in awhile, well, here comes the answer: a virus brought me down. I have no idea how I got it. I don't download music, videos, etc. And I don't go to icky sites. I also have an anti-virus. But none of that mattered I guess. Although not being able to blog sucked, it was worse having to go to the library to do school work! Maybe I should start putting a condom over my ethernet cable. :(

At least it's better now.

A Beachy Sunday

I'm going to the beach in less than 10 minutes. Sandwiches, sunscreen/block/cream, and some other item beginning with 's' are all packed. One 's' word object that I won't be bringing is my swimsuit. The water is too cold for swimming now. But it'll be nice in a few months. :)

George Clooney...to be a politician?

Unfortunately, no. As much as I'd love to see that dreamy man in office, I know it won't happen. How? Because he said so! Specifically, he said, ""I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth." But hey, Mr. Clooney, that never stopped any other politicians! Heck, you can even continue your carousing while you're in office. Oh boy, I'm just getting silly. *cough* Bill Clinton *cough*

But really. I'm not that shallow. Or am I?

Oral Sex Linked to Cancer

So according to a recent study, the number of oral sex partners you have is positively correlated with your chance of getting oropharnyx cancer. I'm not sure how I feel about this. But here's a quote from the source:

"The latest data suggest that 64% of oropharynx cancers - growing in the middle part of the throat - in the United States are caused by HPV, which is more than tobacco causes, said Maura Gillison of Ohio State University. And as the number of partners on whom you have performed oral sex goes up, the risk of oropharnyx cancer goes up."

source: pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/20/yes-oral-sex-is-sex-and-it-can-boost-cancer-risk/?hpt=T2

Something to keep in mind, that's for sure!

Law School Update

Finally, a more serious post! A law school update! So I applied for deferred entry to law school, which means I'd start in 2012. But I hear back from the schools this Winter and Spring. I got rejected from two schools so far and put on the waiting list for another. But on the bright side, I have been invited to an interview, which I will attend in two weeks. This is a very, very good sign! And I am super excited! I hope there are more interviews and acceptances in my future! I have yet to hear back from my top choices, so good things to come maybe :)

Wish me luck everyone!

Midterms

Midterms are finally over. It's about damn time. My bloodshot eyes can only stare at text for so long.

Inspiration for Moby Dick

I just discovered Herman Melville's inspiration for Moby Dick:

Under Cover of Darkness

I'm excited...because it's here! The Strokes have released their first single for their album "Angles" - and you can download it for free if you sign up for their newsletter before February 11th.

I was pleasantly surprised with the song. And that's an understatement. The rhythm guitar parts are very reminiscent of "Is This It." The lead guitar parts sound like something from "First Impressions of Earth." And in a break from their usual formula, both Albert and Nick play the lead part simultaneously during parts of the song. The drum and bass parts propel the song forward with a simple yet driving pulse.

What is most surprising are the vocals. The melody is a bit more adventurous than the Strokes usually use. And there are harmonies...a few of them. There's a parallel third during much of the chorus, as well as various other harmonies dotting the soundscape.

Overall, an awesome first single. :)

Tranny Alert

Sorry I haven't been posting much. It's because I've been in...

That's right, I went to Vegas. :) I had a blast. There is nothing like doing schoolwork under a palm tree! I could share tales of gambling and partying, but I won't. Instead I will tell you that I sat next to a transgendered female on the flight home. She had extremely large hands and a 5:00 shadow.

Anderson Cooper Attacked in Egypt

Well apparently he was attacked in Egypt. I thought he was a silver fox or something. Wouldn't a fox be able to evade such a simple attack?

Finished a New Book

I had some free time this weekend, so I was able to finish a new law-related book. This one is something I should have started with...it's "Law for Dummies"!!! The title couldn't be more telling. If you are interested in law, yet have no prior knowledge, this is the book for you. I'd even recommend to law students. Heck, even practicing lawyers should keep a copy on hand for reference. Or to use as a tool for explaining things to clients. Definitely recommend the book.

Other than the book, I've been keeping busy with homework. Or should I call it funwork? ;p

P.S. Haven't spoken to the hippie in awhile. Hmm.

Railroaded

The Railroad Earth show was amazing! They played most of my favorite songs. Some guy managed to spill beer on my shirt though, which was not fun. Then he tried to wipe it up with a dirty rag that he found at the bar. It was not win.

Diaries

I started writing in a diary a few months ago. And I must say, it's a depressing practice. I think it's because I only tend to write in it when I'm angry or sad. If someone were to read my diary, I'd seem like a really negative person. Good thing my diary is protected by a tiny lock.

No Strings Attached

I saw the film "No Strings Attached." I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. I do know that Ashton looked handsome and Natalie Portman looked pretty.

Other than the film, I haven't been up to much lately. Lots of schoolwork. Midterms are right around the corner.

I feel tired.