Saturday, April 30, 2011

Data Stealing Device Used by Police

Apparently it has come to light that a police department in Michigan has been using a device to steal cell phone data remotely. In a matter of seconds, this device can gather all your recent calls, texts, calendar dates, etc. It even captures deleted ones! There is no question that this device is going to be abused. Was wire tapping limited to terrorist suspects? No. If the police can invade your privacy, they will. Unfortunately, it's the law abiding citizens that end up suffering.

For more info, check out: http://translogic.aolautos.com/2011/04/29/police-device-used-to-steal-your-cell-phone-data-during-traffic/?ncid=webmail

Friday, April 29, 2011

Wedding, Hooooo!

There's a wedding going down soon. A royal one, to be specific. The whole world has their eyes on the wedding Kate Middleton. What a lovely occasion girl.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Obama Condemns Bradley Manning

US Army Private Bradley Manning has been held in custody since May 2010 because he allegedly passed restricted material to the WikiLeaks. Obama, prior to Manning's trial, has publicly stated that Manning 'broke the law.' Now one must ask: Is it possible for Manning to get a fair trial now that Obama has condemned him? What ever happened to 'innocent until proven guilty'?

And for those of you wondering, the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which is applicable to all military members worldwide, states:

851. ART. 51.c.1 that the accused must be presumed to be innocent until his guilt is established by legal and competent evidence beyond reasonable doubt.

For more information, check out: http://www.examiner.com/human-rights-in-national/vets-say-obama-declared-hero-whistleblower-manning-guilty-before-trial?fb_comment=32419016

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Why Emma Watson is Leaving Brown University

Emma Watson is leaving Brown University. The press does not know why. But I do. It's because she thinks the color brown is repulsive. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an imbecile. I bet Emma throws up every time she thinks of Brown University. I bet she has nightmares about it. Nightmares of brown landscapes with brown skies. I don't blame her. Luckily, there are thousands of schools without 'brown' in their names. I wish her luck on her search for a 'brown-free' university.


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Something's Wrong

You know there is something wrong when Chicago is warmer than central California. I attribute this phenomenon to the alignment of the Rang Dipkins on today's star chart.

http://imagecache.artistrising.com/artwork/sml/3/396/BD99000A.jpg

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Nighttime Bike Ride

I'm going to ride my bicycle tonight, and no one can stop me. I'm going to listen to Queen while I do it. Unfortunately I don't have the appropriate lights for it, so this adventure will be an illegal one

Monday, April 4, 2011

Iran Launches Flying Saucer

Apparently Iran launched a flying saucer. Hm. That's all I have to say.

For more information check out: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/03/23/iran-announces-launch-unmanned-flying-saucer/?test=faces